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state of the stocks - july 25

in an attempt to “diversify my wealth”, i have been investing in the stock market for a year now.

the plan was simple: put 100€ in a different company each month.

the first company i invested in was nikola.

Its stock went bust immediately and I lost everything.

0% return rate on investment, well done fucker.

nevertheless, i kept doing it and we are now at 1% roi.

how did i pull this off? let’s see.

company number 2: hexatronic

no idea what i was doing there. investing in european tech i guess? stock last half of its value.

number 3: sap

doubling down on shit choices. stock lost 20%.

number 4: first solar

thought the pushback on chinese solar would be greater. -3%.

number 5: unibail-rodamco-westfield

following up on a news that they were doing shady shit. good call: +5%.

number 6: heineken

i thought invest in this stuff in the winter, sell in the summer. so far, not great: -1%

number 7: amundi s&p 500

no idea what that even is. poppa’s bond i guess. poppa’s growth: 2%.

number 8: safran

european militay spending is off the charts. +10%.

number 9: 1&1

+17% after ups and lows.

number 10: meta

finally some sense. who cares if ai is a bubble? selling this whenever possible. +20%.

number 11: reddit

i saw an ad. that’s all you need to know. ads mean “we can burn cash, fuck you”. +25%.

number 12: air france

+35%… what can i say.

conclusion

this is abysmal performance. i am a moron.