scam altman
did you know?
crocodiles have tremendous power to close their jaws, but very little to open it.
a kid putting its hands on both sides of a crocodile’s jaw would be enough to keep the beast tame. heck, a rubber band would be enough.
oh, right, sam altman.
well, it was kind of a metaphor you see (if you don’t know what a metaphor is, ask chat gpt). open ai is the crocodile. the markets are the rubber band.
open ai is opening its mouth wider and wider. a billion trillion wide.
when it bites, oh it’s gonna be “agi” for sure!
in the meantime, it’s kind of a shame that we chose to brew the next financial disaster in this reptilian’s mouth which is getting a little dry from all this yapping.
so what’s it gonna be? the kool-aid or the rubber band?
kool-aid would be nice, we would just have to acknowledge that:
- chat gpt 3.5 was nicer to chat with
- we have a working universal translator, yay!
- an emergency health chatbot can be useful
the rest is moot unfortunately, which might be to sugar-y a drink, even for donald.
so i’m afraid it’s gonna be the rubber bands.
i’ve stopped using ai. it was nice, but because i don’t have friends to talk to. i’ll focus on that instead.
i think sam likes polos.
he should wear some lacoste while he can.
i just hope he likes orange jumpsuits too.