scam altman
did you know?
crocodiles have tremendous power to close their jaws, but very little to open it.
a kid putting its hands on both sides of a crocodile’s jaw would be enough to keep the beast tame.
heck, a rubber band would be enough.
oh, right, sam altman.
well, it was kind of a metaphor you see (if you don’t know what a metaphor is, ask chat gpt).
open ai is the crocodile. the markets are the rubber band.
open ai is opening its mouth wider and wider. a billion trillion wide.
when it bites, oh it’s gonna be “agi” for sure!
for sure…
in the meantime, it’s kind of a shame that we chose to brew the next financial disaster in this reptilian’s mouth, which is getting a little dry from all this yapping.
i was there in 2008 for fuck’s sake, give the poor creature something to drink.
so what’s it gonna be? the kool-aid or the rubber band?
kool-aid would be nice.
we would just have to acknowledge that:
- ai still sucks at code
- ai still sucks at poetry
- ai still sucks at jokes
which means that state-of-the-art llms are very very shit.
or, if we take a look at the bright side of things:
- a random word machine can be fun for shit’n’giggles
- we have a working universal translator, yay!
- we have a working universal spellcheck, yay!
- an emergency health voice bot may be useful
the rest is moot unfortunately.
and that might be too sugary a drink, even for donald.
so i’m afraid it’s gonna be the rubber bands little croc.
i’ve stopped using ai.
it was nice for a while, but that’s because i don’t have friends to talk to. i’ll focus on that instead. seems like the right thing to do.
i think sam likes polos.
he should wear some lacoste while he can.
i just hope he likes orange jumpsuits too.